When my teacher told me that I would need math for everything in my life. I laughed and said "really? I need math to hit a home run"? She proceeded to tell me that I was never going to amount to anything if I didn't know math and that my life would be shit. She kept talking shit to me throughout the whole school year up until the point that I got drafted by the Atlanta Braves and I came back to the same high school with a bank statement that read $$$, $$$. $$$ Laughed in her face and said "correct me if I'm wrong bitch, but I'm pretty sure I jus made more money by signing my name on the dotted line than you have made your whole -blam!-ing life....and I did it without math. "So if I carry the 1 and account for the missing variable...it would equal "kiss my ass lady"