"So. How are you? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!" "He's not just a regular moron. He's the result of the combined effort of some of the greatest minds in history working together for the sole purpose of creating the biggest moron who ever lived." "You know, they say the old manager down here chopped up his entire staff...of robots. They say you can still hear the screams...of their replicas. All functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No recollection of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Terrifying, isn't it? Although obviously not paranormal in any sense of the word."