Dead Orbit is love, Dead Orbit is life. I was only 13 years old I had all the DLCs Even had the Revenant shader My dad sees me showing off my swag He calls me a skrub with no life I call him a filthy casul He bitch slaps me and tells mom to get the camera I'm crying now, and waiting on ghost revive I feel a dead, cold-like presence behind me It's Araach Jalaal! He says to me "It will be cold and harrowing and we will not all survive, but it must be done." >mfw ( ͡o.ʖ ͡o) I'm getting turned on I spread my character model for Araach He inserts his weapon parts inside my upgrade slot It hurts, but I do it for the light level He continues to upgrade my "weapon" He announces a mighty speech as he fills my inventory with his motes of light My dad comes in Araach says to him: "For Dead Orbit!" He gets into his ship and flys off My dad gets a heart attack and a seizure and dies like a skrub I piss on his corpse I send his dead ass into orbit Dead Orbit is love, Dead Orbit is life.