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10/5/2015 3:42:52 AM
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JT and a man in a trench coat walk over
Sithis, you grew a tree in space?
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Yeah, got a problem?
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Heh. Not at all. Just find it kind of funny.
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How? Trees are a environmental thing, and the Alamo is missing auite a few.
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We're in space. With a living tree. A few hundred years ago when man was still going to space for the first time, it was impossible. I find it funny how now it's completely possible.
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Well....when a god is here it's extremely possible. Especially when the god is a tree lover. Only trees though, flowers are horrid.
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Ha! So, how've you been recently?
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Meh. My symbiote broke free of my control against the cultists so.....I ate most of them. [spoiler]hey, Sithis stuff happenen in the dojo. His father is their for blood.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i know. I try not to bring events from the dojo in here[/spoiler] Ah. How was it?
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Well, they tasted disgusting...... [spoiler]yeah, im just askin if you will go over and test your might vs the guy that kicked Sithis and his Sisters ass.[/spoiler]
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Ah. Well, I'd imagine there was not too much flavor. [spoiler]so someone beat your overpowered ass? Who?[/spoiler]
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Well.....they tasted like overcooked chicken that has no seasoning. [spoiler]Sithis's father.[/spoiler]
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Goddamnit, I love chicken. [spoiler]if sithis is the God of the void, who are the parents? And don't bullshit me with the night mother[/spoiler]
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Well, it was burnt...... [spoiler]his father is the god of.......darkness in a general sense. The mothwr is a human and thats why he can be changed.[/spoiler]
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Ah. Well, that must've been shit. [spoiler]ok then. If that's the case, JT must be in the same damn boat, as he has a human form. [/spoiler]
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It was. Want some remainders I found in my realm? [spoiler]he probably is. So, are you gonna try to fight him?[/spoiler]
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Sure. Thanks man. [spoiler]-blam!- no. Imma get my son to do that shit. JT is a 36 year old ex-God with stealth skills, not CQC skills. [/spoiler]
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Ok. *hands it to you* [spoiler]ok, its in the dojo I[/spoiler]
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I take a bite, and quickly devour the thing. This shits good man, I tell ya
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It tastes like burnt chicken though.....
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Heh. I always was an odd child.
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It appears so.... Also, who is this man next to you?! I've been wondering!
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I believe you already know. Alpha here went through some facial reconstruction. Alpha: I also became self aware and have feelings too. Also, I'm a female asshole. She takes off her coat and hat, revealing a woman with red hair, green eyes, and is 5'10 and wearing a black jumpsuit.
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Well......you made your A.I. a extremely hot chick.......
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Alpha: why thank you. [spoiler]i figured why not. We have none aboard the Alamo, so it'd bring some interesting shit. [/spoiler] Alright, so, what's gone on since I left?
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Not much.......just recently murdered many cultists and such..... *Sithis now seems nervous around Alpha* [spoiler]poor Sithis being attracted to a A.I.....but in his defence you did make one that when described sounds like a beautiful girl.......poor Sithis.[/spoiler]
