It consumes YOU! The Illuminati engineered the events that led to world war ll. During the war, the Japanese perfected what would become Ramen noodles: they served as a quick, efficient battlefield food source. Shortly after the war, key illuminati members began purchasing and heavily investing in ramen noodle companies. These grew into monopolized super corporations, such as Wal-Mart, that began heavily investing in China beginning by the early 90s. The last international bastion of Communism, China's cheap labor economy further fueled the explosive growth of ramen noodle products. However, at this phase illuminati policy began the creation of noodles treated with cyanideU3:37, a synthetic addictive compound. A top tier research physician (who wished to remain anonymous) described the addiction process as "accelerated" having what he described as "an acute tendency to induce inactivity and electronic dependency in males under 25." Our editor's predict that this directly correlates to the illuminati plan focused on wreaking the US pool of available servicemen available in time of conflict. Should the US engage in armed conflict with an East Asian power, it would be incapacitated by its predominantly female and homosexual millitary force. Strong helalthy male Americans are in short supply as a direct result! Moral decay corresponds with food consumption. Many everyday foods contain key inhibitors for key psychological traditional values, such as basic intelligence. Note: This info is readily searchable on search engines like duckduckgo (those unmonitored by Google and the NSA). Our connections with the Trump presidency corroborated this information. Let us rest easy, BUT WITH ONE EYE OPEN.