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9/26/2015 4:05:49 PM
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Vanilla Pudding - An enthralling tale.
>On school coach to British museum
>Pissing about with friends
>Extremely long journey
>Nobody knows how long the ride will last
>ThisIsNotWorthIt.png
>Head to back of coach
>Easy 8/10 sitting alone, lost in thought
>DontFu[i]c[/i]kThisUp.jpg
>Open mouth to speak
>"Oh hey, you come here often?"
>Regret opening mouth
>Girl giggles
>Everyone is looking at me
>Thinking what to say now
>Offered to sit down
>Nearly at museum, people still staring
>ThisIsAwkward.png
>Have to sit down before I look any more stupid
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>Finally get to museum
>Lazy ass teacher tries to get everyone into single file
>"One straight line, for Christ sake!"
>OMGF worst teacher award goes to...
>Reach security post thingy
>Everyone's bags get searched
>Vanilla pudding pulled out my bag
>"Eugh!" Security guards don't like vanilla pudding apparently
>Return to group on other side of search line, kids walk over to me
>"You like vanilla pudding- WTF?"
>Bitch needs a kick in the teeth
>Order the bastards to back off before I unleash the Dragon
>"Do you know who I am, bitch?" he says
>You're gonna get it now, mother-blam!-er.
>Walk right up to his face
>Assess where the most damage can be done to him as quickly as possible
>Let the battle commence
>Karate kick to the neck, he's out for the count already
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>His buddies all come at me at once
>Easy 8/10 girl runs over to help me
>Damn, son - she's a black belt in Taekwondo
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>Not even Chuck Norris could've unleashed the amount of devastation she did to the 4 pricks
>"Oh, shit!"
>Security guards come over and arrest us both
>All this happened because they dissed my vanilla pudding
> Undoubtably, the worst part about experience was that I was on a 3 1/2 hour coach ride to go to a museum that I was only in for two minutes before being arrested
>Remembering this story of my youth, I should've told you to read the first letter of every sentence.
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Necrobamp
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1 RispondiThe ultimate necro
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Ace in the hole!
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1 RispondiOooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Oh no you didnt
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"10/10 would walk again." ~ IGN
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1 Rispondi
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1 Rispondi"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." — Nokama to Takua
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3 RispostePretty good museum tbh too bad you missed it
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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
