I loved offtopic so much >I had all the shitposts and memes >I pray to offtopic every night before bed >thanking it for the autism I've been given >offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life >my dad hears me and calls me a fgt >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic >I call him a desticle >he slaps me and send me and tells deej >I'm crying now. And my face hurts >I lay in bed it's really cold >suddenly something touches me. >it's deej, I'm not happy. >he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban" >he raises his banhammer >I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me >it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic >I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water >deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account >my dad walks in >deej looks him straight in the eyes and says >"working as intended" >dad gets on his hands and knees >deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus >deej laughs and says >"good work guardian" >deej leaves though my window >offtopic is love... >offtopic is life.