>be me >39 years old >never lost virginity >goes to Wal-Mart >see 10/10 down the aisle >check her out >has a nice rack >take her home to my place >skip intro straight to bedroom >rip her apparel off >whip my unit out and grease it up >i lick all over her smooth exterior >enough oral go straight for penetration >i stick my dick into the tight hole >feelsgoodman.jpeg >make sounds never heard before in nature >on the brink of spraying my baby gravy >EjaculationFiesta.png >turn to her >I FINALLY DID IT. We finally did it >i had lost my virginity to a nerf gun Nerf or nothing.