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9/16/2015 9:25:07 AM
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Flood, I'm afraid I need your help.
So my buddies introduced me to this chick about 6-8 months ago and we chat on a regular basis along with gaming on a regular basis.
We've gotten to know each other pretty well in that time and we found out we have the same taste in music, video games and anime.
Now here's where I need help. I've began to fall for her but I'm afraid for two reasons. I don't want our friendship to get awkward but at the same time I don't want us to grow distant because I was too chicken shit to tell her how I feel.
So Flood, wat do? Should I grow a pair and risk it? Or just be forever alone?
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1 RispondiTired of being a ball-less person? Afraid that she's actually a crossdressing man? Are you fed up with this world? Well, fear no more, with the Spoderman approved home guide on growing a pair of your very own testicles! [b]1.[/b] Buy a pair of testicle seeds. Since their sale is illegal everywhere but Nigeria, you'll have to browse the deep web in search for a good website. Quality testicle seeds are usually around $420, and are raisin-sized. [b]2.[/b] Plant the seeds in a sunny, grassy area. Water it with liquified porn magazines daily, and in a few weeks, a purple sprout will emerge, encompassing a scrotum with fully grown testicles! [b]3.[/b] Draw a summoning circle in the shape of a pentagram with the blood of your childhood bully, and place a slain baby goat and the testicles in the center. Get on your knees and read aloud erotic fanfiction involving Destiny's ghost and the Queen's brother; after about 6 minutes, the baby goat will transform into a computer playing hardcore BDSM incest porn, and the testicles will magically float towards your crotch, attaching themselves. [b]4.[/b] Go for it. If she says yes, then congratulations. If she says no, then that's it. Don't feel crushed or defeated by it, and accept it without any irrational decisions. Good luck to you.
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Depends how old are you ?
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1 RispondiDon't show her your username
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Ask her out to movies
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Ask her out JUST DO IT
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Um are you a boy or a grill?
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Creamy bukake...
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Stop pussyfooting and go for it
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Toast/envelope
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Take her on a date. If it goes sour, stand up. Point to yourself and say "I'm an actor!" Point to everyone else "they're all actors!" "And this is mtv's disaster date! And have your friends run in with cameras. Then kill her for believing you. Then kill yourself for doing something this stupid. 10/10 -ign "Works every time"
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Just give it a try, ask her out. If she looks for you that means she enjoys being with you so she might aswell will enjoy being ur girl.
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[quote] Creamy Bukakae[/quote] seems legit
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Risk it if you fail you can revert back to friends. And if you completely failed and can't be friends at least you tried.
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1 RispondiModificato da A84: 9/16/2015 2:39:48 PM>Not helping anyone with your name...
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Hmm... You need to ease your way into asking her out right... Come up with some questions that give you a more visible/complete picture. Otherwise, just ask her and deal with the consequences.
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3 RisposteGrow a pair of balls...you might not get a second chance. Mini Out! ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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Take off the blindfold to make sure she's really a man
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1 RispondiGive her a creamy bukakae
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Pee on her
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2 RisposteAre u boy or girl?
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1 RispondiAccept dying alone [spoiler]like me[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteHow many times have you hung out with her?
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2 RisposteTake a shot
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2 RisposteJust do this. Do a 'prank video' where you try to ask for sex. If she says no, you can just say it is a prank and your putting it on YouTube. If she says yes. She will never need to know its a prank (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RispondiJust ask. If no, there's more people on earth
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5 RisposteShare your true feelings and ask her if she's into getting a creamy bukakae.
