This is just for fun. I'm bored at work. :( So some friends and I started imitating Variks a few weeks ago, saying things he might say in everyday situations. Stuff like: Variks at a restaurant: "Variks will have the steak. Cook it rare, or... you die." Variks at a store: "Variks will use credit card. Paper or plastic? Plastic. Yes..." Variks finds a roach in his apartment: "A cockroach, guardian! Bring the Raid. Kill it dead!" What Variks parody lines can you come up with?