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9/8/2015 1:15:09 AM
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My attempts are futile. I do.
The moment I started gyrating my hips was the moment I fell in love.
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Lmao wat? ;o
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I'll never forget the bench. The bench you still sit on. The bench that took my life away. The bench that walked out on our children. The bench I tried to get you off. Coming soon to a theater near you![spoiler] I've done it. I know I did. I can feel the cringe.[/spoiler]
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I'm just here in bed,at 3am, laughing so hard because I don't know if I should find it either cute or weird xD
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This is amazing.
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This actually really is xD
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Neither are creep or cringe worthy. I'll take my leave. [spoiler]to your bed. That'll do it [b]for sure.[/b][/spoiler]
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Hahahaha, ohh you know what? You can have funniest title as well. Good lord.
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I don't believe you. I'm sure you're just saying that. I'll stop...[spoiler]thinking about my indefatigable love for a woman that deserves better. *insert Whitney Houston song here* *flies away into the night sky*[/spoiler]
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LMAO I LOVE YOU XD god... ^~^ totally made my night and morning now ^~^ And nuuuu, check it ;o
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Just saw it. [spoiler] like how I see you joining me on the road to eternal bliss. You complete me. [/spoiler]
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^~^ [spoiler]Oh mai.. That could be one hell of fun road.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]trust me. It will.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I trust you with my life.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]good. Let's leave now. I'll meet you at the park. Don't forget to bring your smart dog.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Me, my bench and my dog will be there!^~^[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you're fun. You really are.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nahh, you're fun![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]please don't sue me.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]never![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]or send your army of men that go nuts over you. Haha.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lulwut?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just kidding it's the internet.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lol. I need no army, I got doggy and she'd be a better protector and fighter then most of the guys here all together \(^~^\)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'll join your dog in the fight against the men in this forum. I'll give her permission to end me, if I ever make advances towards you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]She would never end you! Someone needs to company on that hell of a fun road!;o[/spoiler]
