>be me >meet 19 y/o at work >shes chubby and socially awkward >we talk for a while >I'm overly nice as usual even though i have no attraction to her >she talks about how all men are stupid >i say "im not stupid tho" >yeah but you're not into me >shes right about that being a 4/10 >i supercringe and tell her shes beautiful >she blushes and gives me her # >I gather from her texts that she's a kissless betafag >I take her out to a fancy restaurant >take her home afterwards and she starts to exit awkwardly >i grab her arm and pull her in >arent you gonna invite me in? >"noo my grandma is waiting up for me" >cool i can meet her >she finally gives in >granny loves me >she tells me funny stories while her land whale grandaughter sits in embarrassment >we finally make it up to her room >shes really nervous but I get her nude. >bang like brown bananas on every surface of the room >she says we should take a break cause she can hear her granddaughter crying downstairs. Grannybanger inc. #Grannyvagisbestvag