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Modificato da Steel Leprechaun:
9/3/2015 11:42:37 AM
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I had a girlfriend with rather generous breasts once. We were making out on a bed with her on top, straddling my waist. She sits up and pulls her shirt off, places my hand on her tits and says to me;
"These belong to you now."
And on that day, my dong grew like the grinch's heart.
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I thought his heart shrunk... But... Ok
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Hahah xD
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I bet she says that to everyone, so now they're everyone's!
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Sharing is caring!!!
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[quote]had[/quote]
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Must have not been very big
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It was 2 sizes too small
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/\ this
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[quote]It was 2 sizes too small[/quote] Haha hahaha
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R-R-r-r-r-Roasted!!!!
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[quote]R-R-r-r-r-Roasted!!!![/quote]
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What kind of beasts were they? Furry beasts? Angry beasts?
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Nice catch, Squishy beasts
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Goddamn lucky bastard
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Modificato da Sloob, Grinder of Balls: 9/3/2015 12:06:14 AM[quote]And on that day, my dong grew like the grinch's heart[/quote] Topkek
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[quote][quote]And on that day, my dong grew like the grinch's heart[/quote] Topkek[/quote]
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It grew 3 sizes?
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3 condom sizes
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Kappa pride
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Hahahahahha made my day!
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kekhuelol
