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9/1/2015 7:04:01 AM
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When my teacher told me that I would need math for everything in my life. I laughed and said "really? I need math to hit a home run"?
She proceeded to tell me that I was never going to amount to anything if I didn't know math and that my life would be shit.
She kept talking shit to me throughout the whole school year up until the point that I got drafted by the Atlanta Braves and I came back to the same high school with a bank statement that read $$$, $$$. $$$
Laughed in her face and said "correct me if I'm wrong bitch, but I'm pretty sure I jus made more money by signing my name on the dotted line than you have made your whole -blam!-ing life....and I did it without math.
"So if I carry the 1 and account for the missing variable...it would equal "kiss my ass lady"
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Whether it's true or not, does anybody here realize the braves have been around a while?? Like, this story could ACTUALLY hold up easily.
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What kind of Major League Baseball player would do such a terrible thing?
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Yeah teachers act like a speed sign on the freeway would say: 360 divided by 'x', multiplied by 2. Solve for x.
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Modificato da ill VEN0M lli: 10/14/2015 11:24:00 AMOkay so then what is your real name. When did you get drafted. What was the date you got drafted on. What school did you go to. What positions. Lefty or righty. Switch hitter.
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Who needs brains when you can BASEBALL
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Lol you have 36 days worth of destiny, most I've seen yet... Definitely a Atlanta Brave
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Modificato da XMCriminal: 10/14/2015 3:58:44 AMLol I don't play anymore kid, but I still have that money son....which is why I can still afford to play 36 days of destiny.
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>doesn't play anymore >did a raid yesterday >suuure
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He is done playing Baseball, not Destiny. His point is that because he's retired he can play
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Lies a Atlanta brave practices to much to have 3 level 40s in Destiny...
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And then you moonwalked off to your jetpack and flipped everything off.
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I'm pretty sure an Atlanta brave has time for better things than destiny
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Why the fūck you lyin'?
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Mmmmm oh my god
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Ok you're 12 years old confirmed
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Mathematics and all those classes that you don't think you'd ever use in your life are mostly taught to teach discipline more than the subject matter
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Discipline is what parents are for.
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Parents work to make a living and support you, school is there to educate you while they can't.
