Step one- murder your family Step two- poor bleach into your eyes Step three- take a bath in gasoline Step four- light yourself on fire Step five- get in your car and drive off a cliff Step six- take a nice long relaxing swim I'm a volcano Step seven- dig a hole in the ground and take a long ass dirt nap Step eight- wake up from dirt nap 3 years later. The cops, memories, nightmares, and regret should be gone by then good luck.