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8/30/2015 5:47:59 PM
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1. Snort the powder into my ass crack.
2. Run to the sink with the kettle
3. Put the ramen brick in my ass
4. Pour boiling water into my ass
5. Shake it around
6. Shit it out
7. Eat it
8. ???
9. Profit
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( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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Austin, I'm sexier than you. Look at mah titties.
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They are pretty hot but not as hot as me ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡~)
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3spoolyforthespookyskeleton
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That is insanely gross
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"Muuuuuuurrrph" A summary of the hit film Interstellar
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You're a cat Murphy, you are pretty gross.
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Not by my standards
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Well what are your standards Murph?
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Modificato da Mix It Up MK: 9/1/2015 4:42:42 AMNot gross: Pooping in box and not washing Washing yourself with your tongue Eating Cat food everyday Gross: Shoving food up your ass, pooping it out, then eating it
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Do you have fleas?
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Never, I put some flea-repellant shit on my neck twice a year
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Do you have worms?
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I did when I was like 1 year old I think. Not worms but bad poop. I remember going to the vet but I can't remember if I had them or not.
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Great! You're checkup is complete, you are now able to reproduce freely.
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But.. But...
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Unless you've been neutered. 'Sigh' well sorry for the false hope! See ya
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:-( those damn humans ruinin me life
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I may not know how you feel but, I feel you bro.
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I have to sneak real food everyday, because that cat food is nasty. Every time I build up a quality poop collection, the come in with a scoop and steal it from me. They pet me until I purr, but then leave me hanging to play video games or go to the mall or play outside. Hoomans are evil. Sometimes I get back at them but then they just lock me in a room. Evil
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Ha when someone disses my cat he sneezes on them heh he is pretty old
