There was this one night when I was at my friend's house with two others. I was sitting down having a casual game and all of a sudden I'm being pelted with credit cards. Like, actual cancelled credit cards. My friend has paranoia and cancels his credit cards every two weeks to make sure nobody 'steals his money'. I forgot to mute it and here is me screaming "STOP THROWING CREDIT CARDS AT ME YOU DICK" Mind you, the stack consisted of 50, so there was a lot. I put the mic down on the lounge and started throwing them back, making ninja noises as I threw them around. As the fun died down, I get back to the game, and the only thing I hear is "Welcome back Sensei". EDIT 1: I cannot believe this thing is still alive (O_o) EDIT 2: Well guys, my friend hasn't got bad paranoia anymore. He saw a counselor and went to the bank to sort stuff out about those cards. He still has those cards though. Those goddamn cards...