I should've become a punter, seeking out puns in the wilderness of my mind. Maybe I'll make enough to settle in the puntry. I don't know, actually, that'd cost a lot of puney, which is punfortunate. I'm out of puns. I guess you could say I'm punniless. It's punderstandable. I'm laughing so hard, it's almost punful. Punderneath the pain is glory. You must punder the depths of your mind. You must now embrace the darkness of punography. Puns, in my honest opinion, are pretty pundane.