Ask me anything. Related to toad licking or not
Edit 1: Oh boi 100 comments
Edit 2: OMG 200 I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH GUYS
[spoiler]honorary toads:
Knight Solaire
Doctor Skolas
Fiji (like the water bottle)
Carbonite Flux[/spoiler]
[spoiler]wanna be toads:
The gunslinger[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteYou son of a bitch
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3 RisposteAre you Master Jirayah?
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1 RispondiHas a toad ever licked you back?
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1 RispondiOOOOO BBY
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2 RisposteHave you licked a fire flower? How about a koopa shell? Tanooki suit? Propeller hat? Golden cat bell? Peach's *censored* ?
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1 RispondiI like turtles
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1 RispondiLick a normal one, they delicious. Lick a slightly slimy one tht secrets mucus, get high. Lick a slightly poisonous one, respiratory failure. Lick a colorful one, rekt.
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2 Risposte
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3 RisposteModificato da PartTimeRock: 9/30/2015 10:36:20 PMI like turds. AMA
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1 RispondiR u a god?
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1 RispondiModificato da Derpish: 9/30/2015 7:59:54 PMIf the opposite of B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four times (A plus C) over two times A is the Quadratic Formula, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: [spoiler]Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiIt's confirmed that OP eats the booty like groceries.
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3 RisposteThe imposter that is an honorary member is a disgrace
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1 RispondiI am a toad that enjoys being licked. Coincidence?
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1 RispondiModificato da K1tty Head: 9/30/2015 8:56:02 PMRelevant.
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3 RisposteIs there a grimoire card for the black spindle? I don't have it under my special weapons.
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7 RisposteDuuuude I'm an honorary toad!?!? Phuq ye
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1 RispondiDo you lick front to back or back to front? And have you tried licking tadpoles?
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2 RisposteModificato da Psychedelia: 9/30/2015 4:39:48 PMLicking the 5-MeO-DMT that Bufo toads produce does not actually cause a psychedelic effect. The venom, or Bufotonin, must be milked, dried, purified, and finally vaporized for ingestion. Please know your facts via books, the Internet, or personal experience before making such crazy claims. No one licks a toad and gets high.
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1 RispondiMr Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state penitentiary? [spoiler]just one[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteStill looking for a prince?
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Don't get distracted guardian
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1 RispondiI lick frogs never tried a toad how is it
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Are you tripping right now?