As I was chilling at the tower waiting for Xur to arrive I heard arguing down. In the bar. Thinking that it was some guardians arguing over what song to play on the jukebox or who was picking up the bar tab. I became dismayed, for as I grew closer to the arguing guardians I started to hear words like "Earn" and "Gjallerhorn". Just as I was about to come around the corner the sounds of arguing turned into a muffled scream and laughter. Fearing for someone's safety I sprinted around the corner and took into full view of what had transpired. An elitist and a casual had been arguing about whether or not Xur should sell Gjallerhorn again. It would seem that the elitist got so worked up, that when he bent over to take take a deep breath, he inadvertently shoved his head up his ass. Being the helpful sort of fellow, I pulled a elitist's head out his ass. As he gasped for breath he started choking, I slapped him on the back and he spit out 17 strange coins. Just then, I heard the clock strike and Xur appeared before my eyes. What did he have? The majestic horn of Ragnarok. I cleaned off the strange coins and handed them to Xur, securing me one of these awesome weapons. On my way out, I thanked the elitist for his contribution. And me and the casual went on to go slay many minion of darkness.