[quote]Commander -WERE UNDER FIRE FROM GHORN NOOBS ANY SURVIVORS GET TO THE CHOPPER!!! Me- ILL STAY, I GOT SOME AMMO LEFT I ALSO HAVE SOME UN-SALTY WATER AND FRENCH FRIES Guy next to me- DONT STAY YOULL DIE!! "Guy next to me gets shot in the leg." Guy next to me-AUGGGGGGH THE PAIN, THE SALTY BULLET HURTS "Ghorn shot obliterates my whole squad." Me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "I take my my machete out slicing at anyone nearby knowing that all my allies are dead." "I soon blackout" "I wake up in a hospital bed" Doctor- good job soldier, you took out 365 soldiers with a machete[/quote] *gets banned because you got reported so much*