"There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives"[i] "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no sighs of life." "Fear of spiders if called Aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces if Chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic." "Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience" "Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move." [/i]