He's in a bar. His bae Tess is missing. He's going through some stuff. He's like TAKE IT GUARDIANS. I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE. ALL I WANT IS MY TESS. Let's face it, this is what is happening. Bungie will fire Xur for being drunk on the job, and we'll get some random new guy to sell us Exotics. "I don't even have enough time to explain why I don't have enough time to explain about why I'm selling Gjallarhorn..." - Xur 2015