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Modificato da afanoflafear: 8/10/2015 6:35:29 AM
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How do you tell someone at work they smell like shit?

Without offending them? So there's this particular co worker at my factory who literally smells like dog turd. One of the dirtiest guys I've ever met, his teeth are pitch brown with yellow stains everywhere, our supervisor tasked him to help me one day we were working overtime. Each time his finger touched an aluminium slat, it left a visble oily foul smelling fingerprint. One time he farted near me.... oh man, inhaling the fumes of a nuclear explosion would probably be more satisfying. So far the weather in Sydney has been pretty chill so during a hot day all hell will break loose. I can't imagine how bad the condition of his bed must be (and pretty much anything else which makes contact with his body for long periods) Doesn't surprise me the dude has no girflriend - I know this because he told me he's in pursuit of one but [i]he hasn't had any luck so far[/i]. Am I being too judgemntal or do you also agree he needs to pull the fúck up because more is to be expected from a 31 year old man?

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  • [quote]One time he did a fart[/quote] This phrase does not sit well with me. Back on the topic, though. 1. Grab a bar of soap 2. Cover it in superglue. 3. Get a running start and stick it to his forehead. Hard. 4. Spartan kick him in the chest. 5. While he is lying on the ground, writhing in pain, slowly dump a gallon of distilled water over his head while laughing maniacally. 6. Place your foot on the bar of soap and slowly crush it into his face. 7. Stroll away casually. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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