[b]Chuck Norris doesn't open doors they slam open to get out of his way. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep the moon goes up, when he wakes up the sun comes up. Fact, Chuck Norris is the only thing keeping Satan down there, and God up there. Chuck Norris caught a cold, and threw it back. Chuck Norris doesn't have to shoot a gun, he just has to throw the bullet. Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room. Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost. [/b]