*destiny year 10* Me: *looks at vault* Me: *sees shadow price at 365 damage* Me: *smiles* Me: well hello my old friend. I haven't used you in a while. Let's go for a raid. Me: *takes into raid from year 5* Shadow price: *attempts to kill level 100 enemy, but it it takes 3 & 1/2 mags to down weakest variant of enemy* Me: oh that's not good my friend. Not good at all. Me: *goes to tower to reminisce in vanilla times* Me: you know shadow price, we had a good run together. You were my first legendary I ever obtained. I treasured you for 10 years in my vault. But now I must do the thing I have avoided doing for ten years Me: *unlocks shadow price* Me: it's for the best shadow price. I still love you, and I always will. But I think we both understand that this has to happen now. Me: *starts to cry as I start dismantling shadow price* Me: it is done. Me: *plants weapon parts next to parkour tree* rest in pieces shadow price... Rest silently.. *2 days later* Bungie: as a token of appreciation and dedication to playing destiny and to your old weapons (don't lie, we know you kept some >:)) ALL weapons may ow be ascended to 200 light level. You're welcome. :) Me: *cries and continues to hand over money*