well it was 5 years ago when I bought my first car it was a beautiful white van, someday I was driving around the city eating snickers when I spotted her, I was afraid to approach her because of my van and think I was a rapist or something, so I gathered my courage and tried my favorite pick up line, "GET IN THE -blam!-ING VAN" while aiming my trusty glock something led to another and now I see her everyday in my basement