Oh boohoo. While we're at it, why don't we hold hands, sing kumbaya, in our pyjamas, then have a nice pillow-fight (but not too rough) before we break pinatas full of apples and oranges (wouldn't want to ruin our teeth) with inflatable hammers (sticks may break bones) and jump on our unicorns to ride off into the sunset through a field of flowers with butterflies flying everywhere.