Have a glove filled with bullet ants, make you wear it for 3 hours, put on another glove wear both for 3 hours, force you to lift weights from 5 to 10 to 15-20-25 until we reach 125 pounds, then I make you wear a boot filled with bullet ants for 3 hours, then another boot, making you wear all 4 at a time, make you face the previous challenge, then make you run a marathon on a hot summer day with hands and feet exposed. Once you are done, I pour a concoction of lemon juice, salt, and rubbing alcohol on your hands and feet make you rerun the previous tasks, after making you wear the gloves and boots for 5 hours, then lead you out, naked, into a forest with actual cannibal Shia Lebouf. a pistol with one bullet superglued to your stomach So you can end your life, or let Shia Lebouf very painfully torture, then eventually kill you.