[b][u]The First Lesson: Understanding Pain[/u][/b] I get a pen and stab you multiple times in the arm with it. I roll a magazine up and smack the crap out of you with it. I pick up a book break your toe with it and smash your trachea with it. [b][u]The Second Lesson: Sadness[/u][/b] Abandoning you at home during Christmas Abandoning you in New York during Christmas Leaving you at home three more times while I go to work and you're stuck to fend for your self. [b][u]The Third Lesson: Acceptance[/u][/b] Jamming your arm into a gear, and burning half your face off. You will then succumb and realize you are worthless- you will hang onto a small chain and I will slowly lower you into a pool of molten metal. After realizing your faults, you will hold up a thumbs up, while I slowly mouth the Spanish phrase "Hasta La Vista Baby".