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Modificato da Zombarney:
7/24/2015 3:16:59 AM
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so my friend likes my penis
Basically one of my mates is confessing his love to my penis, even after i have told him to stop, I don't have a problem with him talking to it and stuff because in our friendship we try to get along with each others penises as well but for some reason and even after i have told him that it won't happen he is still persisting.
I basically want to know if anyone has been in this situation and what they done?
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This is sooooo weird!?
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Break your foot off in his ass.
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Pee on him to establish your dominance...
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17 RisposteKill him to establish your dominance as the alpha male
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1 RispondiCastrate him.
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Modificato da death kill63: 7/23/2015 11:47:46 PMPee on your girlfriend and show that you own her trust me he'll back off
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He needs this. ^
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Throw your rag at him
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1 RispondiHe's crossing some lines there, man. In my opinion that is not a friend.
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Bang in front of him.
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Yeah I would've fought him already..if you're in college I don't see how you haven't already
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Basically the guys got a crush he cant get over an wont take no for an answer so ild advise tellin him ta stop bein a creeper or he wont pretty much
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Kill him.
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Claim your territory the proper way. Piss on your girlfriend.
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Modificato da Skewbz2: 7/23/2015 9:34:13 PMEver learn how to fight? Edit: ever thought about getting off on her face and sending him a picture of it? That works more often than you'd think
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Easy [spoiler]Punch him in the dick Sprint away[/spoiler]
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Tell him to back off . Explain you were fine at the start but now it's at the point of crossing the line. I only hope you know how to knock someone out. Eventually you will lose her anyway due to the fact women once the years roll on tend to fall for the advances of useless scum like these guys.
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2 RisposteModificato da Atlas: 7/23/2015 8:45:27 PMIt's not gay if it's a threeway
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The only advice I got is - most cases of adultery include one of the partners closest friends.
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Tell him to f[u]u[/u]ck off, then knee him in the balls.
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Does she have a sister?
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Assert dominance. Mark your territory.
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Punch your friend in the throat
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I've been in the situation a lot recently. Trust your girlfriend, if she's deserving of it. Don't let it get to you, but if it just continues I would attempt to intervene and talk with your friend. There are certain lines that shouldn't be crossed in the name of respect, and since his efforts are supposedly futile anyway, you should lay down the boundaries. I would also look at your friendship with skepticism.
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2 RispostePee on her. That's how cats do it.
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Well OP, one of my best friends started dating a girl I'd liked for about two years after multiple failed attempts on my part to 'woo' her. I still had feelings for her for about the first half year of their relationship, but not any more. If your friend continues to do this he's a pretty shitty friend. If he's willing to try and steal your girlfriend he is indeed going behind your back and also a dick. Even if the only reason for it is that he hasn't accepted that she doesn't like him, he's still a dick and needs to accept that fact and move on. It'll improve his life and your friendship with him.
