Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid. Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends! Q: Why are ginger kids lucky? A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house Q: Why do redheads take the pill? A: Wishful thinking. Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? A: a Ginger's temper. Q: What book will never make a woman wet? A: 50 Shades of Ginger. Q: What's the difference between this joke and sex? A: Gingers will get this joke Q: Why are gingers like guns? A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? A: He went around killing gingers. A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child... "Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair." "Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?" The Doctor replies, "it's dead."