[i]Confiteor RNGesus Omnipotenti[/i] [i]Beatae RNGesus, semper Virgini[/i] [i]Beato Bungie archangelo[/i] [i]Sanctis Veterans, omnibus Guardians[/i] Beata, RNGesus You know I am a Veteran Of my Triumphs I am justly proud. Beata, RNGesus You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, Christmas-noob crowd! Then tell me, RNGesus? Why I see on this list here All my favorite weapons nerfed to stone?! My Gally?!? My Hammer?!?! My Last Word and my Thorn laid bare?!?! [b]THESE NERFS ARE GETTING ALL OUT OF CONTROL!!!![/b] [b]Like FIRE!!![/b] [b]NERF-FIRE!!![/b] These nerfs bring us such pain!!! The scrubs and the whiners Are ruining our game!!! It's not our fault! [i]Mea culpa[/i] We're not to blame! [i]Mea culpa[/i] It's the Crucibabys and the scrubs That are to blame!! [i]Mea maxima culpa[/i] It's not our fault If in your plan You made the Gjallarhorn so strong In all our hands!!! Protect them, RNGesus! Don't let the whiners have their way! Don't let their tears weaken our Gjallarhorns!!! Please ban all the scrublords And let them taste the Fires of Hell!!!! Or else we'll quit And leave Destiny alone!!!! [i]Hey Guardians, Bungie here.[/i] What? [i]We decided to nerf Fusion Rifles again. Just because![/i] But why...? Nevermind. Get out you idiots! We'll fix this. We'll fix this if we all have to boycott The Taken King!!!! [b]NERF-FIRE!!![/b] [b]SCRUB-FIRE!!![/b] Now Bungie It's your turn!!! Choose the Veterans! Your Buyers! Do as we say or YOU WILL BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!