Ask away, Guardians!
========== EDITS ==========
[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteHow are you a more important chest yet filled with the same repetitive polished turds?
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1 RispondiWhy do we all needs keys. When someone opens the chest it opens for everyone.
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1 RispondiDid you know your a septic tank, not a chest? Don't feel bad, I thought you were a chest as well but everyone I open you there's nothing but shit inside.
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5 RisposteStand your ground, Chest Don't be fooled, as there are others impersonating my mother
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5 RisposteDo you like the soccer ball from the tower???
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1 RispondiWhy am I not getting the queens cipher from you even though I have the elder cipher?!
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1 RispondiAll i ask is for a icebreaker in about an hour when I get on.
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1 RispondiYou make a nice spa bath after its open but it's full of crap
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2 RisposteADMIT IT. You're a bathtub. Not a chest.
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1 RispondiThanks for the bones of ahakmara and a dreamwaker today
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2 RisposteDregs promise or Queensbreaker bow?
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1 RispondiThanks for an elder cipher X)
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4 RisposteThanks for my 5th hawkmoon.
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7 RisposteWhy do you give shitty prizes
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3 RisposteSo.... all that "gold"... is really just chocolate and Thats why you only ever give me queen weapons... cuz I keep eating it... am I right? U hate me cuz I eat your shiny chocolates...
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5 RisposteOops I may have left faeces in you before :/
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1 RispondiGjallarhorn plz!
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5 RisposteWhat sorcery is this? How can you speak?
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1 RispondiWhy do u give such bad rewards from the skolas fight
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3 RisposteWhy di you always give complete bullshit weapons and no exotics except the 1 guaranteed exotic
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1 RispondiWhy are you such a godamn asshole and give my friends gjallarhorns but I always get cursed with the truth 4 damn times in a row
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2 RisposteWhy... Why have you given me the same dam Scout Rifle 14 times?
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6 RisposteWhy are you full of shit?
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4 RisposteAre you and RNGesus trying to keep me playing? When Bungie gave out those randomized legendaries I got the NITC and the first time I beat PoE I get the MIDA.
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1 RispondiMy first reward from u was a ice breaker <3 My brother really wanted one too before we had to share
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6 RisposteCan I put my dick in you?