A drunk newfie stumbles across a genius lamp, and rubs it. He says to the genie... I wish I had a bottle if beer that never runs out. The genie gives him the bottle. He chugged it down, and to his surprise, it's still full. Content, he walks away so the venue asks where he is going and says he still has 2 more wishes. So the newfie replies... I'll have 2 more of these! While pointing at the bottle.