I see two possibilities here: 1. This is satire. This is worrying because it's not clever at all, and implies that its writer has no grasp on satire. I do not think this "satire" would even be worthy of wiping Voltaire's ass. 2. The author legitimately believes this. This is very worrying, since the author is definitely over eighteen and... [i]oh God.[/i] He may have kids. Those poor, poor kids.