How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]none. They arrest the bulb for bringing broke and beat the room for being black[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]definitely not four, cause my basement is still dark. [/spoiler] How do you sadden a plumber?[spoiler]slaughter his family[/spoiler] Why did the boys icedream melt[spoiler]he was on fire[/spoiler] Why did Sally drop her drink? [spoiler]she was hit by a car[/spoiler] What is soft, pink, and flies?[spoiler]a baby launched from a catapult[/spoiler] And a pickup line :) [spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler] I got more, but I'm on a phone so I cant type them all.