Chuck Norris sleeps with a Pillow under his Gun. Chuck Norris once threw a Grenade and killed 50 people. Then the Grenade exploded. Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding. Chuck Norris built the Hospital in which he was born. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as Giraffes. When God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say please.". Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Gun and won. Chuck Norris doesn't breath air. He holds air hostage. Chuck Norris doesn't turn a shower on. He stares at it until it begins to cry.