You are walking along the Ishtar cliffs minding your own business, when suddenly you are ambushed by a mob of fallen punks! They surround you, they mock you, they question your sexualty and proceed to tell you all of the things they allegedly did to your mother. You have two choices, A) You give them your hard earned glimmer and take a group beating, then cry yourself to sleep in the shower afterwards. Or B) Do you #&$@ punt the nearest dregg, blast the rest of the fools whilst simultaneously tea bagging them and then wear their skin as armor. If you chose B) then you are everything Ap3x Unit3d looks for in a guardian. Enlist now!