I have 2 1st An alien visits the earth and visits a music store where he learns "Me me me" Next he vists a candy store where he learns "he stole my lolipop" Next a restraunt were he learns "forks n knives, forks n knives" Finally radio shake where he learns "plug it in , Plug it in" The alien happens upon a murder victim after visitng radio shake. A cop asks him did he see who did it the alien goes "me me me". The cop asks why and the alien responds "he stole my lolipop".the cop asks with what and the alien responds with "forks n knives forks n knives". The cop then asks the alien does he have any final words befor recieving the electric chair the alien responds with "PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!" 2nd Theres a bar and a blond a brunette and a red head walk in. There is a mirror in the womans bathroom were if you tell the truth you get a wish. The brunette walks in and says "I think im the perrtiest girl here" and she gets a wish. The red head walks in and says "I think im the smartest girl here" and she gets a wish. The blond walks in and says "I think- and she disappears.