Dark Souls is a true story based around Chuck Norris' week end hike through the woods. Chuck Norris' first words was the American National Anthem spoken in Thüum. He is fluent in raptor calls. He used the moon for his disco dancing sessions in the '80s He told Hitler's dead corpse to make him a sandwich... He ate a pastrami sandwich on Hitler's grave. He is Morgan Freeman's padawan. Chuck Norris proved the Irresistible Force Paradox. His favorite beer is a molotov cocktail... [spoiler]with extra napalm.[/spoiler]