You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry
t-Rex a few feet in front of you.
What are you going to do.
[spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler]
If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus.
Beware the pack of raptors they are clever.
Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one.
Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed)
Ok due to some people other games are not allowed.
all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them.
Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again
No riding the dinosaurs people
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12 RisposteBitchslap the Trex and destroy all of these abominations. Then I begin cloning actual dragons, not these mistakes.
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1 RispondiModificato da Nova 0w0: 6/22/2015 12:26:05 AMClever girl...
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Calls Halo Ordinace drop: I NEED A HORNET,JETPACK,BINARY RIFLE AND SPARTAN VENATOR ARMOR STAT!! *Receives* Spartan armor is put on Iron Man style. Hornet releases quick grab grapple (the Hornet is on Autopilot so no pilot and I climb into pilots seat.) Binary rifle is in Hornet JETPACK is attached to Venator armor already. Proceeds to kill target.
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1 RispondiBe Starlord and have Raptors attack it
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7 RisposteBecome a tree
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Turn into an AC3 orphan. I'll be invincible
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Start thrusting which will make all the dinosaurs kill themselves, staring the next mass extinction.
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1 RispondiKill everything except the raptors
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Modificato da NutMeg: 6/21/2015 7:39:02 PM[b]F[i]U[/i]CK YES[/b]
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7 RisposteDestroy this thread. Then go home and take a nap
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2 RispostePick up the phone and call Chuck Norris to handle the problem...
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3 Risposte1.Get helicopter 2.Leave 3.Use that nuke 4.Get out of helicopter 5.Walk in front of explosion slowly and put on sunglasses
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1 RispondiI would try to camouflage myself and then pour some form of odor blocking thing( like Lysol) to mask my scent. Done.
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1 RispondiPet the T-Rex and sing power ballads Serenade the raptors with a song Let the flying dino carry me away as I sing
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4 RisposteWhat would Chris Pratt do?
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1 RispondiI'll go ham on the dinosaurs then i'll eat lamb chops with mint jelly
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8 RisposteStays still Spinisaurus isn't a real dinosaur Shotgun raptors And find suicide bombers from Japan to kill the last one
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1 RispondiOffer him the girl next to me and together we will take over Microsoft.
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1 RispondiModificato da DigitalNinja: 6/20/2015 5:12:40 PMOnly one option really... [i]SHOOT HER!![/i]
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1 RispondiNod and tell him or her that I was just leaving. We are both theropods, afterall. I'm sure peace could be preserved if I made it clear I wasn't going to hunt in the Rex' territory.
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2 RisposteBooks>movie
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1 RispondiSux its wee wee.
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1 RispondiBe like Chris Pratt and tame them
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I die. Fin.
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Its all ogre now.
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