I sexually Identify as a wall. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of keeping people from going into other rooms and blocking their line of sight. People say to me that a person being a wall is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install doorways, electrical outlets and light switches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Wally" and respect my right to keep people out of rooms an keep them out needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a wallophobe and need to check your house privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.