This one's a multi-parter, so stick with me. A plane takes off of the runway with 500 bricks onboard. Halfway through the flight it loses one brick. How many bricks are left on the plane? [spoiler]499[/spoiler] How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door and put it in.[/spoiler] How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] The lion king calls a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Every single animal shows up except one. Which one is it? [spoiler]The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] A woman comes to a river in the jungle infested with crocodiles. How does she get across? [spoiler]She swims across. All of the crocodiles are at the meeting.[/spoiler] She only makes it halfway across, though. Why? [spoiler]She gets hit by a brick.[/spoiler]