This tale is a tale of bad luck guardians. This tale is about my friend Guzman. Day one player, mind you. Dedicated raider, PvP slayer and overall reliable guardian you are lucky to have on your fireteam. One normal day we were playing Crota on Hard. We were having a difficult night needless to say. Team synergy was not there. We finally got to Ir Yut and we killed her with only a few guardians left. Great. Time to take out the trash. These knights just seemed to go on and on and on. In the background we could hear my friend Guzman getting after his 4 year old child for playing around the tv. Then out of nowhere we hear "NO TONY NO DON-" Player has left the fireteam. Drops, almost immediately after. Red death, gjally, and no land beyond (exotic shard). Nothing for Guzman. Guzman has joined fireteam. "Tony turned off my PS4, did I get anything?" No man sorry...we are all dying laughing though. Cut to now, few months later. Guzman gets no exotic drops. Ever. Straight up shards and energies. Maybe strange coins. We have now coined a new term. Getting Goozed. This is the art of never getting good drops. So, for all who have sorrowful tales of bad drops, please remember my friend Guzman, and his never ending struggle with the RNG system he inadvertently interrupted. Moral of the story is to never, ever, interrupt the RNGesus, for it is blasphemy and you will pay dearly.