*marches over with my top 1000 naval officers, captains, and generals behind me all dressed in Naval Dress Uniform* *commands men* SALUTE! *all 1000 men salute simultaneously* *commands men* RIFLES READY! *men aim rifles up at the peak* FIRE! *all men fire simultaneously* LOWER RIFLES! *men lower their rifles* *commands men in a somewhat emotional sounding tone* You know what to do..... *all of the 1000 men jab the bayonets on their rifles into the hard packed ground at the foot of the mountain and gently take off their hats and place them on the butt of the rifle* *I solemnly walk up to the mountain*