I didn't have to read any of your post to know what this was. The group of children that post these every week stick out like a sore thumb. You don't receive enough attention in real life apparently so you duplicate a thread that has been done a thousand times and was a stupid this time as it was the first.

sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. And yes, this is satire, I am mocking the people who actually believe that buying weapons from xur is not earning them.