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Modificato da Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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Ask him if I can help.
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Have a staring contest
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1 RispondiScream like a girl and beat him senseless
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Hit them with my rock hard night boner
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1 RispondiStranger: *picks up rusty machete* Me: *Pulls" out COD Advanced Warfare* Stranger: NOOOO! I wasted all my money on that game!!!!" Me: *Eyes become completely red* "Burn before the overpriced DLC and money grab game!" *stranger is incinerated and is locked in the infinity ward tartarus* Jail guard: "your money will burn!"
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Summon the Babadook.
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4 RisposteMe: "Why hello there stranger, what brings you here, to my home?" --/-- "i don't even have timed to explain why I don't have time to explain" Me: "oh The Stranger, welcome, we'll bang, ok" --/-- "[i]little light[/i]" Me: "what you saying about my cock, it's a great cock, don't listen to the nasty robot" --/-- "how many? Cut the engines and don't let them find you" Me: "that was over quick... Bye then, she's already gone. Damn"
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Dive under the covers and yell for mommy while tossing various stuffed animals at him.
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Go underneath my blanket because blankets protect us from all harm. [spoiler]cmon don't we all feel safer in our blankets?[/spoiler]
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Go back to bed
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.357 right next to my bed. If the stranger has secured it, glock 19 on the other side. If both have been secured, ar15 between wall and bed, if secured, machete under mattress. One way or another that -blam!-ers getting taken out!
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2 RisposteIf it was a guy?: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง If it was a girl?: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Introduce myself
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Ask him if he wants to share my herpes.
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1 RispondiI would ask her for "favors", and if she refuses then ill tear off my arm, fap with it then attack her with it. Only logical response
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3 RisposteThrow kittens at it
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4 RisposteWell I'm in the middle of masturbating, so I accelerate my erection and cum all over his his. Then I say "FEEL THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND CHILDREN!"
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Me: "Why hello there stranger, what brings you here, to my home?" --/-- "i don't even have timed to explain why I don't have time to explain" Me: "oh The Stranger, welcome, we'll bang, ok" --/-- "[i]little light[/i]" Me: "what you saying about my cock, it's a great cock, don't listen to the nasty robot" --/-- "how many? Cut the engines and don't let them find you" Me: "that was over quick... Bye then, she's already gone. Damn"
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This is word for word whatd i say; What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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1 Rispondi"Look mate are you gonna just stand there?" "Oh... You want to play Mario kart? Alright, rainbow road it is!"
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1 RispondiI would flip out.
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KNOCK IT'S BLOCK OFF!!!
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Realise it's just xur, but an engram
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[quote]...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is Shrek, looking right at you. What would you do?[/quote] Fixed
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12 RisposteModificato da poopinator122: 5/20/2015 1:17:42 PMWho is the stranger?
