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4/4/2015 4:28:48 PM
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We're never gonna reach the goal. Unless we role play.
You, the wizard bob, are in a forest with a jewel. Your quest is to destroy the evil Tekiel, the evil lord of the land.
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I eat dat pussay!!
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Your mom is horrified at your actions.
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I eat a sandwich
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Your sandwich gives you food poisoning!
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after that i proceed to tread carefully through the forest, while burping up the remains of the sandwich i ate
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You happen upon a troll brandishing a club.
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I use a spell that summons a warrior made out of lightning to defeat the troll while using healing spells and buffs to make sure my warrior is fighting at maximum strength, for the troll is a troll from the dark lord himself, grated with strong power unlike any other average troll.
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The troll falls to your warrior's blade. However, 10 skeleton warriors with full armor and sharp swords rise from the ground. You must defeat them to continue on your way.
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I summon a spell of blizzards while healing my warrior to defeat the skeleton warriors.
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The blizzard only slows down the warriors. Their armor makes them more resistant to the cold.
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I continue buffing up my warrior while shooting balls of lightning and fire at the skeleton warriors.
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The buff of your warrior goes so high that his sword slice kills the skeletons in one hit. The blizzard subsides. You see Trekiel's tower in the distance.
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I continue to tread through the forest to Trekiels tower, retrieving my warrior to be able to summon him again.
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You reach his tower. A moat of lava rests between it and yourself.
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i summon a lava golem with a back made out of rock the ride across the lava to the tower.
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The door to the tower [i]towers[/i] over you. The wizard appears from the balcomy to yell at you, then leaves.
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Modificato da Meatball: 4/5/2015 12:40:37 AM1.Nice pun. 2.I proceed into the wizard tower to put an end to Tekiel.
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He launches fire balls at you. Cause why not
