He is so spongy that he never gets hard. His rounds are weak and can't overpenetrate. No one wants to do his strike. His barrage is big, but never hits just right. Overall, loneliest of all. It gets even worse, whenever he is locked behind that door, he expresses his loneliness: he masturbates. In fact, he has broken the record for the most hours of porn watched in the solar system. Proof: http://theporntimes.com/news/551c7f9d664fd0b8a58b4571 [quote]With 3,736 hours (155 days, to put in perspective), Valus Ta'aurc, from Meridian Bay just became the first person to win the Oscar equivalent, a Platinum Mattress (NAVO representative refused to share more information about the winner for obvious reasons).[/quote]